Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon: for $899, you get six Zerona and plate-vibration sessions at Baltimore Bariatrics & Body Contouring Center in Towson (a $2,400 value).
Under the expert guidance of the board-certified general and vascular surgeon Dr. William J. Roe Jr., the staff at Baltimore Bariatrics & Body Contouring Center harnesses the FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches, furthering weight loss with vibration-plate sessions. During Zerona procedures, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid depots can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through its natural detoxification process and complex network of water slides. The noninvasive treatment requires minimal recovery time.
To further minimize paunchiness, doctors supplement the Zerona treatments with six 15- to 20-minute vibration-plate sessions. During these sessions, clients balance on a plate as rapid pulsations and 1970s disco hits silently flow through their bodies. The procedure aims to burn fat, tighten skin, reduce cellulite, lower blood pressure, and relieve joint pain. Patients can bolster their results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.