Certain foods have always been delivered directly to households, such as milk from a milkman, cookies from girl scouts, and extra-large pizzas from Santa Claus in exchange for milk and cookies. Get eats that can’t be beat with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of top-quality meats, heat-and-eat meals, and more delivered to your doorstep from Better Than A Bistro. This Groupon cannot be applied toward the flat rate $6.99 delivery fee, which gets grocery goods to anywhere within the Nutmeg State.
Better Than A Bistro is able to ensure delicious deliveries of beef, seafood, lamb, pork, poultry, and other meaty treats from its Bloomfield headquarters to dining room tables with a flash-freezing process that utilizes temperatures -40 degrees Fahrenheit to create more-minuscule ice crystals in the flesh, thereby preserving flavor and freshness. To reduce unwanted wait time and to prevent stores from spoiling on a customer’s stoop, Better Than A Bistro deliveries are made by company truck Tuesdays–Saturdays at a time predetermined by the person doing the ordering, rather than whenever the snail mailman gets escargoting.
Get 20 4-ounce, antibiotic-free chicken breasts for an extended family feast or to stuff the finishing touches into a world record-size turducken ($39.95). Those with bovine on the mind might require eight 6-ounce, center-cut, aged 1855 Premium Black Angus filet mignon steaks to complete an even wilder world record-winning turduckeneef sub sandwich, the first of its kind to be eaten on a nuclear submarine ($89.95). Unlike a grizzly staring intently into the water, humans need only glance briefly at a computer screen and manipulate their paws to select six savory 6-ounce, Norwegian salmon filets, which are delivered without lengthy hibernation right to the cave ($34.95).
As well as uncooked cuts for grilling, pan-frying, or sun-searing to preferred taste with magnified glass, Better Than A Bistro also offers an array of prepared dishes that need little effort to go from the freezer into the mouths of hungry hoards. Get the day’s most-important meal out of the way with 12 microwaveable egg, bacon, and cheese breakfast biscuits from Jimmy Dean ($26.95), while eight philly cheesesteak calzones can be microwaved, oven-heated, or dipped fondue-like into the Yellowstone caldera ($31.95). For distinguished dinner guests, a four-serving tray of lobster mac ‘n’ cheese topped with a buttery layer of cracker crumbs adds a touch of class to an easy meal that will impress a boss invited over to discuss a raise, as well as the boss’s bossy child ($33.95).
Better Than A Bistro prides itself on fresh quality and taste with prices that anyone can appreciate. All products come with a satisfaction guarantee.