$20 for $40 Worth of Home-Delivered Fare from Better Than A Bistro

Better Than A Bistro

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What You'll Get

Certain foods have always been delivered directly to households, such as milk from a milkman, cookies from girl scouts, and extra-large pizzas from Santa Claus in exchange for milk and cookies. Get eats that can’t be beat with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of top-quality meats, heat-and-eat meals, and more delivered to your doorstep from Better Than A Bistro. This Groupon cannot be applied toward the flat rate $6.99 delivery fee, which gets grocery goods to anywhere within the Nutmeg State.

Better Than A Bistro is able to ensure delicious deliveries of beef, seafood, lamb, pork, poultry, and other meaty treats from its Bloomfield headquarters to dining room tables with a flash-freezing process that utilizes temperatures -40 degrees Fahrenheit to create more-minuscule ice crystals in the flesh, thereby preserving flavor and freshness. To reduce unwanted wait time and to prevent stores from spoiling on a customer’s stoop, Better Than A Bistro deliveries are made by company truck Tuesdays–Saturdays at a time predetermined by the person doing the ordering, rather than whenever the snail mailman gets escargoting.

Get 20 4-ounce, antibiotic-free chicken breasts for an extended family feast or to stuff the finishing touches into a world record-size turducken ($39.95). Those with bovine on the mind might require eight 6-ounce, center-cut, aged 1855 Premium Black Angus filet mignon steaks to complete an even wilder world record-winning turduckeneef sub sandwich, the first of its kind to be eaten on a nuclear submarine ($89.95). Unlike a grizzly staring intently into the water, humans need only glance briefly at a computer screen and manipulate their paws to select six savory 6-ounce, Norwegian salmon filets, which are delivered without lengthy hibernation right to the cave ($34.95).

As well as uncooked cuts for grilling, pan-frying, or sun-searing to preferred taste with magnified glass, Better Than A Bistro also offers an array of prepared dishes that need little effort to go from the freezer into the mouths of hungry hoards. Get the day’s most-important meal out of the way with 12 microwaveable egg, bacon, and cheese breakfast biscuits from Jimmy Dean ($26.95), while eight philly cheesesteak calzones can be microwaved, oven-heated, or dipped fondue-like into the Yellowstone caldera ($31.95). For distinguished dinner guests, a four-serving tray of lobster mac ‘n’ cheese topped with a buttery layer of cracker crumbs adds a touch of class to an easy meal that will impress a boss invited over to discuss a raise, as well as the boss’s bossy child ($33.95).

Better Than A Bistro prides itself on fresh quality and taste with prices that anyone can appreciate. All products come with a satisfaction guarantee.

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Oct 26, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Limit 1 per address. Delivery fee not included. Valid for delivery within Connecticut. Shipping not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Better Than A Bistro

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