Early printers were notoriously unreliable, constantly becoming jammed with papyrus and requiring their owners to empty more and more squids into their ink reservoirs. Let professionals assist your scrivening with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $50 worth of printing services at Biltmore Pro Print.

In business for three decades, Biltmore Pro Print now wields the printing industry's most sophisticated gadgets to turn out an array of digital printing and copying services. Personalize an aesthetically pleasing panoply of full-color posters ($5 / sq. ft.) and postcards ($133+ / 250) to alert the neighborhood of an art show, advertise a garage sale, or show off a new haircut. Summon a stylish slew of business cards ($50+ / 250), or fashion posh private paper planes from a regal letterhead ($84+ / 500) or envelope ($124+ / 500) on 24-lb. Classic Crest paper. Biltmore's hospitable staff stay busy folding, laminating, and binding, but they'll also calculate printing quotes, although this Groupon is not valid for online printing services.