Much like an automobile, the human body requires proper care to stay healthy and good-looking for calendar photos. Maintain your natural mode of transportation with today's Groupon: for $598, you get four Lipodissolve treatments at Body Allure in Louisville, Elizabethtown, or Jeffersonville, IN (a $1,600 value).
Body Allure's medical technicians administer a series of four Lipodissolve microinjections to dissolve patients' hard-to-lose fat deposits. Over 30 minutes—the amount of time it takes to pronounce pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis—patrons can trim up their upper and lower abdomen, thighs, upper arms, chin, hips and waist, or bra line. The physician determines the necessary amount of the Lipodissolve compound, applies a localized anesthetic, and performs the series of injections. Post-treatment, patients may return to work at the monocle-polishing factory with minimal potential side effects, which can include mild discomfort, bruising, and swelling. This treatment is not for those with a high body-mass index, insulin-dependent diabetes, serious skin infections, or soy and egg allergies, or for patients taking blood-thinners or anti-coagulants.
Dr. Michael Samuel and Dr. Steve Samuel at Body Allure refine the human form with a three-pronged approach. Their diet programs help reduce cravings and chase away pounds, and their wellness programs recalibrate unbalanced hormone levels and address the needs of the adrenal glands. Among their beauty treatments, fat-fighting injections help patients fit into their most revealing lederhosen, and SmoothShapes lasers diminish the appearance of cellulite.