What You'll Get
Hollywood is obsessed with youth and beauty, which is why Whistler’s Mother never wins Best Picture. Cultivate an Oscar-worthy exterior with today’s Groupon to Body By Zerona in Crescent Springs, Kentucky. Choose between the following options:
- For $1,099, you get a package of 9 Zerona body-sculpting laser treatments (a $2,400 value).
- For $1,399, you get a package of 12 Zerona body-sculpting laser treatments (a $3,000 value).<p>
Each package also includes:
- A private consultation and exam
- HydroMassage sessions after each laser treatment
- One follow-up visit<p>
Body By Zerona’s certified technicians have completed a combined 3,500 lipid-melting procedures with the Zerona LipoLaser, a device that has made a name for itself on programs such as The Dr. Oz Show and Rachael Ray. The FDA-approved cold laser can cover a terrain of up to 24 inches in a single blast, treating the body from chest to thighs as clients read books, watch television, or rehearse their auctioneer routines. After the device focuses for 20 minutes each on the front and back of the targeted area, a customizable HydroMassage expedites the slimming process by boosting circulation and flushing toxins. Adipose tissues, once liquidated, eventually pass out of the body through the lymphatic and digestive systems.
Clients typically do not notice any discomfort during or after the gentle treatments, and many celebrate their bodily liberation by going straight back to work. Inch eradicators seeking to divorce small blubber pockets typically only need nine sessions to achieve liberation. However, to lose 3 inches or more, doctors recommend at least 12 sessions. Results are permanent as long as clients exercise, eat healthy, and fidget constantly.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 5, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Subject to availability. Must activate by 5/05/12, treatments expire 3 weeks for 9-treatment option and 4 weeks for 12-treatment option from activation date. Valid only for option purchased. Must be 18 or older. Consultation required, non-candidates will be refunded. May redeem across visits. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Body by Zerona
Body by Zerona's staff has performed more than 15,000 successful Zerona procedures, helping clients achieve their ideal figures with the FDA-approved technology. The device’s noninvasive lasers disrupt fat cells’ membranes, causing them to release their contents and shrink. This can result in 3.5 or more lost inches.