Though using quantum-leaping lasers to divide segments of the space-time continuum would theoretically capture a slice of life, it could implode the universe. Safely and professionally preserve moments with today's deal: for $79, you get two photo sessions and two 11"x14" heirloom-quality enlargements (one from each session) from Brad Walters Photography. All photo sessions will be shot in pristine parts of Palmer Park; the two sessions must be a minimum of six months apart.
Brad Walters, an acclaimed photographer whose work has been published on the pages of numerous national magazines, is the inventor of the ProFusion Flash Diffuser, which bathes subjects in a glorious, even light even on the darkest of nights or in the deepest of sinkholes. Put his technical prowess and nurturing directorial skills to the test by having him coax natural smiles out of a newborn, soon-to-be mom, high-school senior, pet, or family. You can also use your session to commemorate the joys of marital engagement or the promise of potential in a post-graduation smile. Click here to see some examples of Walters's work.
After each session, peruse the on-site photo showcase and select one image to be transformed into an expertly retouched 11"x14" enlargement. The photo will be printed on heirloom-quality archival paper, which can live through up to two centuries of time or two minutes in the jaws of the family dog.