Shattering all scientific understanding, it’s been determined that the knee bone’s connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bone’s connected to the hip bone, and they’re all connected to Kevin Bacon. Keep bones straight and muscles relaxed with today's Groupon: for $37, you get a chiropractic exam (a $79 value), x-rays if needed (a $60 value), and a 60-minute massage (a $70 value) at Café of Life in Boulder (up to a $209 total value).
Café of Life's experienced chiropractic doctors restore bodies to their natural state of equilibrium for happier, healthier lives. Stroll in for the first appointment, where specialists will discuss the patient's medical history and evaluate posture, flexibility, and invisibility. Meanwhile, digital x-rays—which use just a fraction of the exposure of traditional x-rays—will find what makes your spine tingle to fine-tune a treatment plan.
The Bodywork Boutique, located inside the Café of Life facility, presents a host of massage choices, including traditional Swedish, deep-tissue, and zen-shiatsu massage, which they can conduct either on the day of the chiropractic appointment or at a later date. A licensed therapist will lead clients to a private room; therein, relaxation recipients can choose to remain fully clothed, drape themselves with clean towels, or mummify themselves with toilet paper at their discretion. After chatting about health goals and target areas, the specialist will spend 60 minutes plying backs in the style of the patient's choosing, carefully evicting stress like a raccoon that refuses to pay rent.