To function properly, the human body requires a steady stream of nutrients, sunlight, and compliments from other species about its opposable thumbs. Use your bendable digits to provide yourself with nutrients with today’s Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of upscale fare and libations at Caprioska.

Caprioska welcomes visitors with a menu of upscale eats. Jump-start a dormant digestive system by choosing the chorizo, a pair of Argentine sweet sausages served with chimi-churi ($7.95), or win your taste-buds' hearts by offering them eight sauce-tossed wings ($6.95). Continue the quest for cuisine with a beef Caprioska burger ($7.95) or sirloin steak ($12.95) accompanied by the sweet music of a vegetable medley and mini baked potatoes. Pescatarians can pick a maritime meal, such as the grilled salmon flanked by sautéed asparagus and rice pilaf with a red-pepper coulis ($13.95), and fowl-focused diners can indulge in the spicy buffalo-chicken wrap ($7.95) or chicken alfredo ($9.95).

Caprioska’s swanky lounge is decked out with red plush couches, which are great for taking a post-meal nap or sipping a specialty drink such as the Caprioska—which fuses lime juice, vodka, and lime wedges muddled with cane sugar—or the Cadillac ‘Rita, a mix of hornitos plata, Grand Marnier, and orange juice. In the sports bar, friendly staff members accommodate viewers’ game preferences, and high-definition TVs showcase sports teams competing with other sports teams in an effort to score points and win the sport.

Reviews

The State featured Caprioska:

• An eating/entertainment restaurant with tasty South American dishes joins what is becoming known as the international corridor of Columbia. – Deena C. Bouknight, State