Unlike humans, walls have the luxury of erasing their checkered pasts with nothing more than a fresh coat of paint and a dry-wall lobotomy. Bury chromatic secrets with today's Groupon: for $990, you get three rooms of wall painting (up to 300 sq. ft.) from CertaPro Painters (a $2,400 value). This Groupon is valid only within the listed service area.
As part of one of the largest painting companies in North America, CertaPro Painters has been brightening the corners of homes and businesses since 1992. Paint is included in today’s Groupon, and customers can get a color consultation with CertaPro before scheduling paint sessions. CertaPro Picassos will then shepherd furniture into the center of the room before they begin, tucking prized possessions under clear plastic sheeting to protect them from drips and spills. After prepping rooms for a color onslaught, this adept army of brush-wielders will smother the walls, ceilings, moldings, and doors of three 10'x10' rooms in two snug coats, covering up any stains, blemishes, or paint pimples they encounter (an $800 value/room). After makeovers, newly hued walls will want to strut their stuff, begging homeowners to decorate them with expensive artwork, silken draperies, and splashes of Chanel No. 5.