What You'll Get
Without a back, you'd never know which way was forward, making dramatic exits confusing and awkward. Reward your back for not being up front with today's Groupon. For $40, you get an initial consultation ($45), exam ($100), x-rays (only if needed), follow-up review ($100), three treatment ($45 each), and a yoga class from Chiropractic Wellness at Brier Creek, located on Page Road in Durham.
At Chiropractic Wellness at Brier Creek, you can align your body-buttress with the steady-handed skill of a force-utilizing X-wing pilot moonlighting as a professional Jenga-stacker. In addition to obtaining a Doctorate of Chiropractic from Palmer College of Chiropractic, Chiropractic Wellness’s Dr. Craig T. French has 16 years of experience in the field. Utilizing his many years of backology experience and strong, walnut-crushing turkey stencils, Dr. French steamrolls stressed back areas with the speed of a mechanical dog-racing lure.
During the first session, patients will receive a comprehensive consultation and examination to map out a plan for straightening the spine and pulling off one last big heist. If necessary, Dr. French will also take x-rays ($40-195), in case underlying stress is hiding within the body like a jagged pebble in a hiking boot. Focusing on removing irritation, stress, and knots formed during uncomfortable viewings of the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy on the handlebars of a bicycle, a follow-up visit reviews all test results, after which you will receive three chiropractic adjustments. Additionally, a yoga class is offered through Raleigh Yoga Studio (located in the same suite as Chiropractic Wellness) to soothe the body in a stretchy environment of tension-melting tranquility; check the class schedule for more information.
A back inspection equal to a Secret Service room sweep can provide ongoing health benefits and increased remote-reaching abilities. By providing an individualized and personalized treatment approach, Chiropractic Wellness will strengthen the core and its surrounding limb satellites to ensure patients don’t collapse in a puddle of body putty or drift off into space like a David Bowie–piloted meteorite.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 26, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. Tax not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.