Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Spare yourself the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches with today's Groupon to City Maid Service, valid for homes in the five boroughs. Choose from the following options:
- For $39, you get one two-hour house-cleaning session (a $90 value).
- For $99, you get three two-hour house-cleaning sessions (a $270 value).
- For $149, you get five two-hour house-cleaning sessions (a $450 value).
- For $299, you get 12 two-hour house-cleaning sessions to be used over a six-month period (a $1,080 value).
City Maid Service's dexterous dirt busters whip homesteads into shape using all-natural cleaning products whenever possible, striving to dole out environmentally friendly home cleansings free of toxic chemicals and fumes. During a two-hour cleaning service, a bonded and insured professional immediately sets to work waging all-out war on the dust, dirt, and grime that has taken up residence in the abode, paying special attention to areas the client specifies.
Kitchens sparkle after sinks, counters, and diamond-encrusted juicers are scoured, and offices, bathrooms, and ballrooms are thoroughly searched for lingering dust mites and browning bananas. City Maid Service operates with a 100% satisfaction guarantee—if you're unsatisfied with any aspect of the service, a cleaning professional will return free of charge to make sure your expectations are met.