Cleaning clothes without water and walking on the moon both sound impossible, and yet seeing Buzz Aldrin’s spacesuit at the dry cleaners provides evidence of both. Defy skeptics with today’s Groupon to Clean Green Revolution in Seattle. Choose between the following options:
- For $30, you get $60 worth of dry cleaning and laundry.
- For $50, you get $125 worth of dry cleaning and laundry.<p>
Clean Green Revolution gussies up cruddy duds with an ecologically sound hydrocarbon-based solvent and performs complimentary local pickups and deliveries of garments by means of a low-emission CNG van. After picking up soiled clothing from clients’ front doors, Clean Green’s crew can liberate tarnished attire from the dregs of yesteryear with wash-and-fold services before crafting vestments into a crisp quadrilateral ($1.75/lb.) perfect for flinging at siblings. Attire experts can clarify the surface of formal and casual garb, guiding blouses ($5.50–$8.50), dresses ($8.50+), and blazers ($8.50) through a shrink-proof cleaning process. Hoodies ($5.50), starched jeans ($6.50), and sweaters ($9.50) recoup the luster lost during holiday cage fights, and Clean Green’s garment gurus can also harness their skill to tend to bedding ($7.50–$45). In addition to its odor-free cleansings and biodegradable garment bags, Clean Green also abstains from cleaning with PERC, a hazardous air contaminant, in its bid to foster the green spirit of Mother Nature in perpetuity.
5415 Meridian Ave. N
Seattle, Washington 98103