Custard was named after its inventor's foolish entry into ice cream's territory and immediate surrounding by hostile creamy rivals. Get a dairy education with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of frozen treats at Cones and Bones.

Dishing out custard and a cornucopia of ice-cream flavors, Cones and Bones satiates sweet teeth in a canine-friendly environment. Carefully crafted custard tantalizes taste buds with chocolate and vanilla tastes ($2.65 for one scoop), and ice cream enchants chompers with a shifting array of flavors such as mocha almond fudge and banana pudding ($2.75 for one scoop). Children scream for frozen flavors such as cookie dough or Play Dough ($1.85/kids' cone), and bigger appetites can fill crevices with the Freeze Breeze's flavor typhoon of ice cream and candy ($3.50+) or the three-scooped banana split ($5.60). Pet parents can treat animal compatriots to a doggie sundae (starting at $1.85) or kitty krunchers ($3.50/package), unless they want to deal with emotional outbursts on Fido's doggie bloggie again.