What You'll Get
Booking your body double a beautifying treatment at a tranquil day spa creates a soundproof alibi for days spent stealing office supplies from the National Guard. Make your stand-in stand out and replace your tape with bazooka putty with today’s Groupon to Cortexx Salon. Choose between two options:
- For $15, you get a basic cut and styling that includes shampoo, conditioning, and a blow-dry (a $30 value). For an additional $10, this Groupon can be upgraded to include a detailed styling.
- For $30, you get a one-hour European massage (a $60 value). For an additional $10, this Groupon can be used toward a hot-stone massage.
Cortexx Salon offers a wide range of luxurious treatments to beautify and relax the body. A relaxing European massage can relieve deep-rooted muscle aches that have sprouted into full-blown tension trees ($1/minute). A trained massage therapist will use long, stress-killing strokes, kneads, and friction techniques that can improve blood flow and range of motion, and for an extra $10, massage mongers can upgrade to a warm and rocky hot-stone massage.
Unruly coifs can succumb to Cortexx’s expert tress-tamers for a basic cut and styling that includes a body-enhancing shampoo, conditioning, and blow-dry. For an added $10, a legion of ironworkers are brought in to employ flat irons, hot ovens, or pressing combs for a detailed styling that also includes an up-do, tasteful braiding, french twists, hot rollers, or bathroom-caulking tips.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for service purchased. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Extra fee for upgrades. No cash back. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.