What You'll Get
Studies show a high percentage of Americans consider themselves unattractive, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by Frankenstein's monster. Alter self-perceptions with today's Groupon to Crossings Medical Spa, located in the ProHealth Care Medical Associates office in Menomonee Falls. Choose between the following options:
- For $99, you get two chemical peels (a $200 value).
- For $99, you get three laser hair-reduction treatments (up to a $375 value).
Under the direction of board-certified physician Kathleen Blocher, Crossings provides a wide range of skin-rejuvenating and aesthetic-enhancing services. Opt for laser hair reduction to zap stubborn fuzz on the lip ($240 value), chin ($240 value), cheek ($300 value), underarms ($300 value), or bikini line ($375 value). The trio of sessions takes place over three visits, and all sessions must target the same area. An intense pulsed light is used to heat follicles, a method designed to disable hair-growing cells, significantly reduce hair growth over time, and curb the unwanted attention of amorous gorillas. Crossings recommends between four and six treatments for optimal results.
The two chemical peels utilize the application of glycolic, trichloroacetic, lactic, or salicylic acids to smooth skin and boost complexion. This potent potion can help reduce the appearance of wrinkles, acne, and uneven pigmentation, leaving faces youthful enough to be carded at G-rated movies.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. New clients only. Laser hair removal valid only on lip, chin, cheek, underarms, and bikini line. Must use all treatments on the same area. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.