Without regular grooming, carpets sprout into fuzzy, overgrown jungles infested with crumbs, lost pennies, and carnivorous TV remote controls. Keep the great outdoors outdoors with today’s Groupon: for $47, you get a carpet cleaning and stain-protection treatment for two rooms up to 350 square feet, a kids' room up to 200 square feet, and a hallway up to 125 square feet from Crystal Crystal Carpet Care (up to a $135.80 value). This Groupon is valid in Franklin County, in Pickerington, and within seven miles of I-270. Full-size rooms larger than 350 square feet will incur a $7 charge per extra 50 square feet.

Crystal Crystal Carpet Care’s rug wranglers scour floors with nontoxic crystalline cleaning agents that dry within two hours. During an appointment, floor-toupee technicians will scrub down three rooms and a hallway with a chemical- and toxin-free mixture that keeps rugs safe for low-altitude children, animals, and sentient footstools. Their low-moisture cleaning techniques allow carpets to dry out completely within two hours. Finally, they’ll spread stain protector to defend vulnerable pile against attack by spilt milk sippy cups and homemade mud pies.