Giving yourself a back massage is impossible, much like keeping your eyes open while sneezing or reading an entire book. Give spines a rest with this Groupon.
$99 for Three-Hour Couples-Massage Class ($250 Value)
Licensed massage therapists coach up to 15 pairs of students in hands-on relaxation. Students practice strokes with essential oils, learning how to read their partner's moods through their muscles instead of the poems they leave on the breakfast table. The classes are held every other Saturday from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. starting on May 19.