What You'll Get
Though using quantum-leaping lasers to divide segments of the space-time continuum would theoretically capture a slice of life, it could make the universe implode. Safely and professionally preserve moments and memories with today's Groupon: for $89, you get an in-studio family-portrait session, an 11”x14” print, and a CD of 20 images at Edgeton Photography (a $199 value).
Edgeton Photography's team of personable shutterbugs brandish their smile-summoning skills to incarcerate moments of familial affection within mantel-ready portraits. Gather up to five members of the clan and spend approximately 60 minutes pleasantly emoting and reenacting passive-aggressive salt passes inside a professional studio that's equipped with a range of retina-soothing backdrops. Grin-off sessions allow for up to three wardrobe changes, permitting clients to diversify the aesthetic feel of their photographs, as well as showcase their trifecta of Smurf costumes. After uploading the finished products onto an online gallery, Edgeton Photography’s camera crackerjacks will corral 20 of the best images onto a CD and actualize the most cherished frame onto an 11”x14” print. Customers will also get a 10% discount on any additional prints, products, or services. Unlike drive-thru marriage-counseling services, Edgeton Photography requires its clients to call ahead for an appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid for up to 5 people per shoot. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.