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What You'll Get
Though often regarded as instinct, fighting is actually a skill acquired in the womb, where all babies must defeat their evil selves in order to be born. Further prenatal training with today’s Groupon to Elite Training Center in Pleasanton. Choose between the following options:
- For $20, you get 10 fitness classes (a $150 value).
- For $35, you get 20 fitness classes (a $300 value).<p>
This deal is valid for Fitness Kick-Boxing, Box-R-Cise, and Elite X Fitness only.
Black and red hues permeate Elite Training Center’s sprawling fitness emporium, which is outfitted with heavy bags and a full-size boxing ring that help guests torch calories and quicken jabs. Fitness Kick-Boxing sessions impart fighting fundamentals as amateur and expert pugilists pound heavy bags and thwack pads during partner drills. Elite’s Box-R-Cise classes, meanwhile, challenge students to constantly changing workouts based on a fighter’s regimen of jumping rope and tracing smiley faces into slabs of raw meat. Students also sweat and tone muscles during more traditional Elite X Fitness classes, building strength through squats, pull-ups, dumbbells, and plyometrics. A seasoned slew of instructors and ex-MMA trainers teach the lethargy-banishing classes, scheduled six days a week. Rows of heavy bags dangle from chains and wait for tough-love uppercuts and intermittent tender hugs, swaying silently until their true love’s punch sets them free from a wicked boxing promoter’s curse. Students must don protective hand wraps, gloves, and chin guards to participate, all of which are available for rental ($7/class) or purchase ($55 for Groupon customers).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 26, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must activate by 4/18/12, 10 classes option expires 60 days from activation date, 20 classes option expires 90 days from activation date. Must be 13 or older. Must sign waiver. Valid only for Fitness Kickboxing, Box-R-cise, and Elite X Fitness. Hand-wraps, gloves, and chin guards not included. Classes are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.