A frightening shortage of trees has led most scientists to urge humanity to donate unwanted body hairs for the crafting of resilient hair-paper. Today's Groupon gets rid of follicles with $750 worth of laser hair-removal treatments for $99 at Emerge Medical Spa in Tigard. The board-certified medical clinic uses safe, efficient, and non-invasive lasers to make a person's hide summer-ready and sleek enough to be ridden to victory in the Preakness.
Emerge Medical Spa's state-of-the-art laser was sent back through time and re-sent to the present to terminate unwanted hair reliably and safely, using tough yet gentle pulses that harmlessly pass through the skin and directly impact hair follicles for long-lasting hairlessness. An experienced and certified doctor is always on hand to administer and monitor treatments, and lasers are calibrated for empathy and small talk.
Today's deal abides by this chart, which illustrates body regions and their size designations. Patients get six treatments for one small area ($250 value) and six treatments for one medium area ($500 value) or six total hair-removal treatments for one large area ($750 value). Small regions include the cheeks, chin, feet, happy trail, jawline, lip, and more. Medium regions cover the chest, upper back, lower back, shoulder, bikini line, and other spots. Large regions cover abdominals, full arms, full faces and necks, and Brazilians.
Lasers attack the roots of unwanted hair stems and prepare a body for sleek aerodynamics. Six sessions are typically sufficient to keep hair well at bay and spare former hair-owners from the tedious chagrin of shaving, waxing, plucking, and unhealthy follicle resentment. Call ahead to schedule your appointment.
Citysearchers give Emerge Medical Spa an average of 4.5 stars:
- …I felt comfortable, well informed and impressed with the amazing customer service. I have been incredibly satisfied and happy with the results from my botox, laser hair removal and meso treatments. – jenlei
- I felt calm and peaceful the first time I walked into this beautiful clinic. The staff was welcoming and sincere. They all had knowledge and information to share with me, and never once pressured me to buy buy buy! – Natalie Cooper
7455 SW Bridgeport Rd.
Tigard, Oregon 97224Get Directions