While originally created to translate the polyrhythms of prog rock for the hard of hearing, lasers have since been repurposed to help all facets of society. Bask in beneficial beams of light with today's Groupon: for $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments (up to an $1,800 value) at Escape Aesthetic Medical Center in Bay Ridge.
Escape Aesthetic Medical Center provides skin and clinical treatments using state-of-the-art products and technologies. Technicians wield a Syneron laser to gently warm overgrown areas and then safely transport the surplus follicles to a farm in Kansas where they can run and play with other relocated people pelts. Clients may elect to deforest fuzz covering their upper lips, chins, ears, necks, underarms, bikini lines, toes, areolas, inner thighs, and belly buttons (prices range from $50 to $300 per treatment). While other lasers may be choosy and only treat dark hair, Escape's equipment can melt away blonde, red, white, and gray hairs under its all-treating eyes.
Clients receive their treatments in a warm spa facility that boasts the cleanliness and clinical standards of a medical center. Like implanting hypnotic suggestions in gubernatorial candidates, it typically takes six sessions for hair removal to permanently take effect. Procedures take place by appointment six days a week (closed on Sundays), so sessions can be arranged to fit full schedules.
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Citysearchers award Escape Aesthetic Medical Center a perfect five stars.
- Clean and great spa, went last weekend and enjoyed every second of my visit. I am going back with a girlfriend next week, this place really is a rare find! – NYCfloyd
- As a more mature woman with experience going to different medical spas, after coming here there is NO WAY I will trust anyone else because Escape Medical Spa is honest, VERY CLEAN, trust-worthy, and professional. – SPAQUEEN
Bay Ridge & Fort Hamilton
8307 4th Ave.
Brooklyn, New York 11209Get Directions