Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a basic dental exam (a $56 value), x-rays (a $64 value), a fluoride treatment (a $15 value), a cleaning (a $67 value), and oral-hygiene instruction (an $11 value) at Evan M. Roundy Dentistry (a $213 total value).

Dr. Evan Roundy has been sustaining the stunning smiles of Utah since 1983 and is joined by Dr. Aaron Roundy, a graduate of the Baltimore College of Dental Surgery. Specializing in family, cosmetic, and advanced dental treatments, the staff at Evan M. Roundy Dentistry will administer an exam followed by three x-rays of the primary head-hole of new patients. These Kryptonian contraptions employ digital radiography, which uses 50–70% less radiation than Superman’s eyes. This technology, coupled with computer monitoring, produces enhanced images, assisting the diagnosis of dental details. Services conclude with a fluoride treatment, a cleaning, oral-hygiene instruction, and rides on the levitating chair.