Giving a massage requires strong thumbs, much like winning a channel-surfing tournament or hitchhiking on a planet with high surface gravity. Catch a ride to relaxation with today’s Groupon to Executive Physiques Spa and Fitness. Choose from the following options:
- For $60, you get a relaxation package (a $140 total value) that includes:
- A one-hour deep-tissue massage (a $70 value)
- A paraffin hand wax (a $15 value)
- A half-hour foot detoxification treatment (a $45 value)
- For $35, you get a one-hour deep-tissue massage (a $70 value).
- For $29, you get a one-hour Swedish relaxation massage (a $60 value).</p>
Executive Physiques’s therapist-trainers combine soothing massages and spa services with personal fitness instruction. Skilled fingers can coax tension and soreness from the body with kneading, effleurage, and other Swedish massage techniques or delve further into soft tissues to unearth chronic pains and repressed memories of failed bench-press attempts during a deep-tissue massage. With the relaxation package, a coat of warm paraffin wax will also soften mitts as paws plunge into the warming depths of an ionized footbath. The 30-minute soak works to draw out corporal clutter through pores in the feet, freeing bodies of damaging toxins and expired coupons hoarded by penny-pinching spleens.
Executive Physiques Spa and Fitness
As its name implies, Executive Physiques Spa and Fitness houses the best of both worlds: a fitness center where personal trainers devise custom, calorie-burning exercise routines, and a relaxing oasis where massage therapists and aestheticians tend to skin and strained muscles. The fitness center’s trainers and instructors regularly attend workshops to keep their skills sharp. Rather than use their strength to twist clients’ arms into signing contracts, they focus on developing the exciting workouts that anchor their drop-in fitness classes. The spa’s staff pick up where they leave off, soothing feet in ion baths and erasing fine lines with nonsurgical face-lifts.