Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth’s heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today’s Groupon.
$29 for a 60-minute custom massage (up to a $70 value)
$49 for a 60-minute custom massage and two 30-minute personal-training sessions (up to a $150 value)
Fit & Functional
Owner and founder Sherman Rosier conceptualized Fit & Functional as a one-stop shop to bolster the overall livelihood of his clients. The fitness studio's team tailors each health program to individual goals, such as weight loss or an austere resolve to dominate the company picnic’s potato-sack race. Personal-training sessions incorporate core, functional strength training, cardio, and stretching. Private or duet Pilates sessions and other group fitness sessions build health-centric friendships as they carve core muscles into sculptures of Charles Atlas.