Inaccessible to the hands, back musculature often falls prey to freeloading "kick me" signs and hitchhiking parrots. Liberate a beleaguered back with today's Groupon: for $42, you get a one-hour Swedish massage at Full Circle Health Network.
Licensed massage therapists at Full Circle Health Network commit their mitten fillers to jumpstarting the body's natural healing processes. Swedish massage, a light to medium-pressured technique, is the most popular type of knead. It uses long, connective strokes and kneading to improve blood flow, relieve physical tension and pregnancy discomfort, and melt away stress. After a soothing one-hour treatment, clients can rejoin the upright ranks with a proud, sturdy posture that inspires the envy of flagpoles and broom handles.
Because the body cannot escape the mind, no matter how many crossword puzzles it leaves lying around, Full Circle Health Network's holistic healers also take the time to assess individuals' lifestyles to ensure bodies are treated according to their unique needs and to promote long-term wellness.