Both laughter and tears can be cathartic, but only laughter is OK in front of your dog. Laugh until you cry with this deal to see Squawk! The Show at The Royal House. For $29, you get two tickets for general-admission seating (up to a $97.79 value, including all fees). All shows begin at 3:00 p.m. and are held Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays until August 12.

Danny and Debbie, the onstage stars of “Squawk! The Show,” have been together for more than 20 years, ever since Danny hatched. Danny, a green and red mitred conure parrot, shares top avian billing with Roxanne, the famous painting parrot. Onstage, Danny and Roxanne team up with other exotic birds as Debbie presides over an entertaining, family-friendly show. The birds count out loud, do simple math, and even read minds.

During a live, national-broadcast audition on America’s Got Talent, Debbie and Danny wowed a crowd of 2,000 people. During the routine, a brief snippet of their Vegas show, the pair barked like dogs, clucked like chickens, and volleyed comedic banter back and forth like seasoned pros. At the end, none of the judges flashed their ominous red “X” over the stage, and the usually somber Piers Morgan gave them a standing ovation, a gesture the talk-show host typically reserves for celebrities who can bark on command.