Marred by bird attacks, sand traps made from cost-cutting quicksand, and texting-induced cart accidents, golf has surpassed lava surfing and equestrian water polo in annual sports injuries. Solidify your short game in a safe indoor environment with today’s Groupon to Glowgolf in South Portland. Choose between the following options:
- For $7, you get two child (age 5–12) passes, good for three 18-hole rounds (a $14 value).
- For $9, you get two adult (age 13 and older) passes, good for three 18-hole rounds (an $18 value).<p>
Putt putters can bask in the soothing phosphorescent splendor of Glowgolf’s mini course as they navigate their illuminated golf balls through glowtopia. Courses contain sights such as light-defying blush corals, incandescent fishes, and lush foliage. Each pass is good for three 18-hole games, giving golfers ample opportunity to outmaneuver any vividly bright and very alive windmills that may appear. Equipment is available on the spot, so players won’t risk bending their own putters when they chase after that pesky, good-for-nothing, hole-digging, ball-stealing, and most likely hallucinated gopher.
Tickets for seniors and children 4 and younger can be bought directly from Glowgolf for $4 each.