What You'll Get
The human body, unlike raisins, white wine, and the wit of Oscar Wilde, isn't meant to be dry. Saturate yourself with today's Groupon to Great White Water Sports. Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get a 30-minute Jet Ski ride on one Jet Ski for up to two people (up to a $99 value).
- For $75, you get a 30- to 45-minute Jet Ski dolphin tour on one Jet Ski for up to two people (up to a $150 value).
The full value of each ride may fluctuate slightly throughout the season depending on gas prices.
The Jet Ski suppliers at Great White Water Sports send intrepid sight-seekers skipping across the placid tides of the Chesapeake Bay. A renter safety orientation familiarizes riders with numerous laws enforced by Pecksniffian mermaids before a direct launch pushes daring duos straight from the sandy shore onto the bay's rippling surface. Watercrafts, free from the fetters of speed-restricting devices, carry cavalier riders across the watery abyss while staff members observe and assist as needed. Gregarious porpoises often pop their heads above the surface to greet their human neighbors during the Jet Ski dolphin tours, which reach their prime season between June and October. Although Great White Water Sports cannot guarantee dolphin sightings on each tour, they thoroughly research dolphin mail-service hours to determine the most opportune time to spot one picking up the latest issue of McSweeney’s. Onshore, guardians stand ready with first aid, alert signals, life jackets, and radios, ready to intervene in an emergency.
Guests should arrive 15–20 minutes before their scheduled time to avoid tardiness and to practice their siren pickup lines. Visit Great White Water Sports online for additional riding requirements.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 26, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 5/person, may buy 5 addl as gifts. Limit 2/visit. Limit 2/jet ski. Reservation reqd. Valid only for option purchased. Subj to weather. Must be 16 or older to drive, 18 or older w/valid ID to rent. Any age may ride, but feet must touch watercraft. 495lb weight max/jet ski. Must sign waiver. Not valid 9/2-5. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Great White Water Sports
Great White Water Sports creates a harmony with the gentle crash of waves, the powerful growls of jet skis, and the excited yelps of families as they launch a variety of jet-ski rentals right from the sands of Chesapeake Bay. Ranked second on the Norfolk activity list by TripAdvisor, and backed by favorable attention from USA Today, their lifeguard-trained team also saddles up jet skis in waters warmer than the Atlantic and with smaller waves. Their jet skis are not equipped with any speed-restriction devices, allowing guests to rev up their engines and feel the wind hit their faces as they send wake waves rolling shoreward.