Though a watched pot of water will eventually boil, a watched vacuum will never autonomously clean up a savaged piñata. Leave the cleaning to the pros with today’s Groupon: for $47, you get 2.5 hours of housecleaning services from Green Bee Maids (a $95 value). This Groupon is valid for homes within a 10-mile radius of the 91316 zip code.
The domestic specialists at Green Bee Maids unshackle dwellings from dusty bondage with efficient and environmentally conscious housecleaning services. Domiciles soiled from all-night house parties and poorly installed indoor chocolate fountains can submit to a custom scrubbing regimen designed to do away with especially unique and localized messes or the company’s comprehensive 2.5 hour routine clean. The sanitizing special-ops crew moves through the home wielding their weaponry of eco-friendly cleaning products, completing household chores with expert precision. Grimy tubs and showers show off their polished side after a thorough disinfection, kitchen floors surrender their muck to tenacious mops, and carpets offer vacuums their collections of lint, pet hair, spies that ran afoul of the shrink ray. Appointments should be booked two weeks prior to the desired sprucing date and are subject to Green Bee Maids’ 24-hour cancellation policy.