What You'll Get
If comic books have taught us anything, it's that getting zapped with mysterious rays always gives you crime-fighting abilities—in this case, superhuman smoothness. Let your skin fulfill its dream of pummeling two-bit hoodlums with today's deal: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at Healthy Family Physicians (up to a $450 value), plus a half-off discount on additional laser treatments. The initial three treatments are only valid for the upper lip, the underarms, the bikini area, the hands, fingers or toes, and the chin and lower lip. The subsequent three treatments valid with the half-off discount can be performed only on the underarms, lower legs, eyebrows, bikini area, and beard.
Healthy Family Physicians' well-trained staff removes fickle follicles in a clean, serene environment. Using the GentleMAX laser system—a safe yet powerful fusion of the GentleYAG and GentleLASE lasers—the treatment can be applied to all kinds of skin types. The laser light will emit a gentle ray that penetrates the skin and heats up hair, reducing its growth and leaving it suitably embarrassed. The treatment is fast, easy, and administered by Ruperto Blanco Jr., M.D., who will approach the assassination of follicles as if he were the lead in the movie Furminator 2: Judgment Ray. Call to schedule an appointment for aerodynamic living.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Valid only for upper lip, underarms, bikini area, hands, fingers or toes, or chin and lower lip. Half-off treatments valid only on underarms, lower legs, eyebrows, bikini area and beard. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Healthy Family Physicians Medical and Skin Care Center
Nestled in Yorktown Center, floor-to-ceiling windows shed sunlight across the tan leather seating and rustic Italian décor of Healthy Family Physicians' lobby. A friendly staffer waits behind the front desk, helping guide guests through paperwork before sending them on to private treatment rooms. The highly sanitized spaces are where board-certified doctor Ruperto D. Blanco, Jr., and his experienced crew help rejuvenate physiques from the inside out with family-practice services. Dr. Blanco, always on the prowl for advanced aesthetic treatments, also helps rejuvenate waning complexions with products such as Jan Marini, Obagi, and DiamondTome, and skin services from spider-vein removal to Botox injections to paint-by-number face murals.