Astronaut cooks have made numerous attempts to wrangle hamburgers into space-ready meals, from dehydrated-pickle disks to vacuum-sealed burger bottles. Enjoy what our starry-eyed brethren never can with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of pub fare and drinks at Hit-N-Run in Prescott, Wisconsin.
Hit-N-Run occupies vacant spots on both plates and stomachs with hearty pub classics. Cajole stubborn jaw muscles into masticating with starters such as wisconsin cheese curds ($6), or choose from among a mighty triumvirate of buffalo, Cajun garlic, or barbecue sauces to accompany homemade, hand-breaded buffalo fingers ($7). The Hit-N-Run club stockpiles thick-sliced turkey, roast beef, grilled onion, and cheddar cheese, all blanketed with homemade sandwich sauce ($8).
Tuck into specialty burgers such as the Rodeo burger, which ropes a bucking combination of fried onions, bacon, cheddar cheese, and homemade barbecue sauce ($8), or the Big Bad Bob burger, which tops a patty, lettuce, cheese, and diced onion with a secret sauce made from a recipe developed during a failed government attempt at bottling James Stewart's boyish charm ($7). Quench the flames of thirst or impress onlookers with your uncanny ability to make drinks disappear simply by swallowing them at Hit-N-Run's full bar.