Though it has been said that it is better to be feared than loved, the recent proliferation of zombie speed-dating clinics suggests otherwise. Show your love for fear-inducing fiends with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of merchandise and apparel at Horrorbles in Berwyn. A robust resource for all manner of goosebumpery, Horrorbles sates cravings for chilling memorabilia with a robust spread of eerie and unusual merchandise. Scare savorers can procure reproduction posters (starting at $10) of classic and modern horror flicks, great for dressing up a wall or posting on a front door to subtly mark a house as a stop on the underground monster railroad. T-shirts (starting at $19.99) carry memorable quotes and scenes from such films as Army of Darkness, Dracula, and Silence of the Lambs, publicly proclaiming spooky proclivities. Bath times can feel the loving kiss of the macabre with glow-in-the-dark zombie and devil duckies ($4.99), and age-old animosities between Hyborian heroes and romantic allegories can be settled via tabletop grudge matches between Conan the Barbarian ($18.99–$19.99) and Frankenstein ($19.99) figurines. Assemble fellow fear junkies for a screening of one of Horrorbles’ wide array of movies (starting at $7.99), or send a subtle message to donut-stealing coworkers by assembling angry-mob play sets ($18.99) outside their office doors.