If woolly mammoths had mastered the triple Lutz, they would've made it out of the Ice Age and into the Bronze Age, if not the Silver or Gold Age. Ensure your long-term survival with today's Groupon to Iceoplex in Canonsburg. Choose between the following options:

• For $10, you get two public skate sessions and skate rental (a $20 value; admission for children 5 and younger is free).
• For $32, you get a 10-class pass to Bodytech gym at Iceoplex (a $65 value).

The Iceoplex complex at Southpointe provides ample room for humans to stay active through both ice-skating and nonchilled fitness activities. Skaters can strap on rental blades and coast over the Iceoplex rink, flying on the same frictionless surface as the Pittsburgh Penguins, sharing one session with a friend or using credits to fly solo twice. Check the online calendar to confirm public skate hours and avoid bumping into hockey players, figure skaters, or zambonis practicing their triple axles.

In the adjoining Bodytech gym, instructors motivate and educate during classes offered in the morning, afternoon, and evening. Boxing Body Blast combines the heart-pumping power of punching with strength training, and Zumba spices up routines with dance moves set to Latin grooves. Tires whirl during spin classes for low-impact rides that can be subsequently negated with celebratory pizza sundaes.