What You'll Get
Before golf was invented, grassy pastures were viewed as the exclusive territory of roaming sheep, herds of cattle, and overzealous Civil War reenactors. Celebrate turf's competitive utility with today's Groupon: for $50, you get a one-hour golf lesson at Ron Curran's Instant Bogey Golf, located at Etter's Custom Golf Center in Evendale (a $100 value).
Seasoned golfer Ron Curran helps novice and out-of-practice adult golfers set dimpled orbs on the right track. Eschewing time-intensive stance or swing changes, Ron helps his pupils hit each ball solidly and consistently. During one hour of instruction, Ron works with each player's existing skills to seamlessly lower scorecard totals, improving match play enough to satisfy work colleagues and friends who only permit access to the tree house with an under-par score. Clients can work on specific areas such as gaining distance off the tee and straightening slice. Ron touts a 99% satisfaction rate, which he backs up with a guarantee that any customer dissatisfied with their pin-finding improvements will be refunded the purchase price of today's deal.
Although not covered by today's Groupon, for a discounted $75 rate, satisfied linkspeople can further improve with an upgrade to a comprehensive, two-hour instant-bogey session (normally $100/lesson) following the initial one-hour lesson. The upgraded session covers topics such as fairway woods, pitching, specialized hillside lies, and additional strategies to bolster play.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 8, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Reservation required; subject to availability. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.