A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today’s Groupon, which gets you a choice of dental services from Kevin J. Deakyne, DDS in Warren. Choose between the following options:

• For $79, you get a comprehensive exam with x-rays and oral-cancer screening (a $158 value).
• For $60, you get a standard exam with x-rays and teeth cleaning (a $122 value).

With plenty of dental experience at hand and a full house of preventative toothcare solutions, Dr. Deakyne and his staff efficiently muster mighty teeth armies and ensure they're well equipped for any dentapocalypse. For the most thorough checkup, customers can visit the mouth wardens for a comprehensive dental exam, which includes a tooth-by-tooth analysis to search for cavities and other dental damage, as well as an oral-cancer screening using panoramic film and x-rays to expose less visible issues. Those opting for the standard exam also receive a meticulous mouth probing and are treated to a cleansing bath to blast grime from bite organs and burnish them to a state of brand-new brightness, like the moon after a fresh waxing.