Aside from wearing boldly lettered sandwich boards, the human body communicates most clearly and efficiently through its feelers and its eyelashes. Give lashes the customization they seek with today's Groupon: for $89, you get Diva eyelash extensions at Lash My World (a $220 value).

Lash My World's licensed specialists embellish eye fringe with natural-looking synthetic eyelash extensions. The lash expert selects extensions based on compatible curvature, length, and sense of humor, then adheres a synthetic fiber to an individual indigenous lash using an adhesive specially formulated to be gentle to the eyes. After two and a half hours, up to 95% of lashes bond to the fringe, and can stay attached for up to six weeks, which is how long it takes for a baby to gestate on a soap opera. The newly lashed should avoid water-based activities for up to 24 hours after the session. While not included with this Groupon, fill-in treatments are recommended after two to three weeks to keep lashes lush ($49–$70).