What You'll Get
Watching the simple, repetitive motion of a swaying pendulum is enough to hypnotize most people, though a few require the more intricate repetitions of watching a parliamentary debate. Alter your consciousness with today’s Groupon to Liberate Emporium. Choose between the following options:
- For $50, you get a relationship-breakthrough hypnosis session for one person (a $125 value).
- For $125, you get three weight-loss hypnosis sessions (a $375 value).
Liberate Emporium’s hypnotherapists delve into subconscious minds to alter ingrained behaviors that sabotage physical health and personal relationships. During a 75-minute relationship-breakthrough session, specialists wield purely psychological flashlights to illuminate the patterns in clients’ thwarted quests for a compatible Valentine, combining the benefits of an impartial outsider’s perspective with the power of hypnosis. Weight-loss sessions begin with a physical assessment of body-fat percentage and metabolic rates, after which the hypnotherapist attempts to reboot the body’s weight-shedding processes and insert synthetic memories of falling in love with celery into the very fibers of subconscious identity. Both therapies increase receptiveness to advice by inducing a state of deep relaxation, akin to lying on a waterbed while dressed in a suit of pillows.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Liberate Emporium
Wellbeing stems from a matrix of concrete and holistic factors, but at Liberate Emporium, the staff eschews stethoscopes and spreadsheets to focus on the natural side of life. They tend bodies with Ayurvedic healing, which focuses on complementing a healthy diet and lifestyle with herbs and cleansing therapies. Meanwhile, their hypnotherapy sessions induce relaxation that can help patients abandon destructive behaviors, from smoking to collecting unopened cartons of cigarette. The center also offers astrology and tarot readings, and houses a store stocked with healing goods including yoga mats, incense, and crystals.