American football differs from European foot balls in that the latter are yearly formal galas at which couples are crowned king and queen based on categories such as cuticle cuteness and relative lack of bunions. Enjoy the shoe-utilizing version of football with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get four tickets to a Madison Cougars home game and one Cougars T-shirt (a $55 value). All home games are played on Saturdays at 3 p.m. at Middleton High School’s Breitenbach Stadium. Choose from the following dates:
- April 9 against Wisconsin Warriors
- April 23 against Minnesota Vixen
- May 14 against Iowa Crush
- June 4 against Wisconsin Warriors
Kicking off their first full season in the Independent Women’s Football League, the Madison Cougars dodge blitzes and throw precision passes to overcome their opponents and entertain scores of Wisconsin football fans. Each game offers the usual thrilling combination of bone-undoing tackles, courageous catches, and silent end-zone dances that reference the end of Swan Lake.
Audience participation is highly encouraged, and every match features a different charity in a monetary shout-out to the supportive community. Round up your meandering family and head to a game, where the four of you can take in the glory of the gridiron and bestow a Cougars shirt upon whomever is the most hardcore sports fan.