Though a watched pot of water will eventually boil, a watched vacuum will never autonomously clean up a savaged piñata. Leave the cleaning to the pros with today's Groupon: for $69, you get three man-hours of housecleaning from MaidPro (a $138 value). Click here to see a list of valid service areas.
Wielding professional, name-brand products and elbow grease honed during expert training, MaidPro's well-vetted scrubbers exorcise dirt from homes according to a 49-point cleaning checklist. Homeowners can inform the office of special requests or allow maids to set about scrubbing sinks, dusting picture frames, and vacuuming crumbs left by under-bed monsters munching on stolen kettle corn. Cleaners work solo or in groups of two or three to complete a total of three man-hours' worth of cleaning. MaidPro backs its scrubdowns with a 24-hour guarantee, and will send staff back if homeowners discover an unsatisfactorily cleaned area or accidentally opened wormhole within 24 hours of cleaning.