Before dry cleaning, clothing was washed by dressing up a phalanx of backyard laundry scarecrows just before thunderstorms. Today's deal lets you do away with sopping strawmen and clean your clothes the new-fashioned way—with science. For $10, you get $20 worth of dry-cleaning services at Martinizing Dry Cleaning's Austin or Bee Cave owner-operated locations.
Wielding GreenEarth technology, the friendly clothing cleansers at Martinizing Dry Cleaning scrub the enrobements of Texans in an eco-friendly manner. The noble employees confidently confront stains with strong words and dirt-scattering ammo, returning garments to clients soft, clean, and smelling like pastoral Latvian pancake houses. Sweat-soaked blouses ($5.69), mud-caked slacks ($5.69), butter-drenched two-piece suits ($10.99), and beloved sea-water-doused sweaters ($5.99) can be cleaned and folded into neat origami ostriches. For tips on clothing care from Martinizing Dry Cleaning, click here.
Adorning yourself with dingy garments might assist you in your quest to infiltrate a colony of adorable rabbits, but it's a surefire way to guarantee banishment from decent, human-occupied dwellings. Prevent social outcastism at the onset of dirty pants, and rejoice in the soft feel and fresh scent of newly washed garments.