Though everyone likes the look of a glossy loved one, few can afford human lamination. Achieve a more practical sheen with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a two-hour on-location photo shoot for up to six people and a 60-day online viewing gallery from Mary Meyer Photography (a $160 value). Meyer will tote her smile-catching services anywhere within 20 miles of Las Vegas.

A skilled fine-art photographer, Meyer snaps genuine, photojournalistic images using only her keen eye, her camera, and her clients' honest emotions. Grab up to five family members and pose in front of a house, a garden, or a defeated doppelganger family while Meyer provides minimal direction and sets a relaxed mood, allowing each subject's true spirit to shine through in crisp, personal images. Meyer also attempts to capture several fine-art images during each shoot in order to create unique and intimate works of art for her clients. After the two-hour session, Meyer edits and proofs the images for display in the included online gallery, fulfilling the first step in your plan to take over the Internet.