What You'll Get
Not only are massages useful for soothing sore muscles, but they also render accidentally swallowed guava seeds inert so that the seeds won't grow in your belly garden. Today's Groupon brings peace of mind through peace of body, despite careless fruit ingestion. For $49, you get a 90-minute customized massage at one of two Massage Envy locations (a $114 value for non-members, $57 for members). The Loehmann's Plaza and Landstown Commons locations offer the regenerative properties of various varieties of massage that make a soul vessel feel springtime fresh. Your 90-minute massage session will have 10 minutes set aside for dressing time and a consultation with your therapist, to ensure your massage is customized for you.
Like a professor knowledgeable on tulip mania, alien black oil, and a myriad of seemingly esoteric subjects, Massage Envy's certified body therapists ably converse with the gamut of muscle ailments. They'll unravel tense coils of accumulated inner-stress through a perfectly catered treatment for individual clients' needs that may include various styles and techniques. Swedish massages offer gentle rubbing for muscular soothing and improved circulation, while deep tissue focuses specifically on untying the body's Gordian knots and releasing chronic tension . A prenatal massage is ideal for expecting mothers who could use a little relief from carrying another person inside them, and a sports massage provides tension relief and injury prevention for an athlete's body. You and a special someone can even bring in two Groupons and enjoy a couples massage.
Massage is as necessary to a happy organ-carrier as tea is to an empty mug, and can offer a number of healthy benefits. Reward muscles and ligaments for their 24-hour service with the sort of care and attention that quells the physical protests and picketing that would inconvenience any busy body-owner. For first-time visitors to Massage Envy, feel free to consult this site to answer any questions about the process beforehand.
This Groupon is not valid for Signature Services, including Hot Stone Envy and ProHeat.
- I just became a member at massage envy last month, and I've been three times so far! The customer service is unmatched; everyone is really friendly, and the massages are great too! – Amber, Google Maps
- I just received the best massage I ever had. – hykgdanes, Google Maps
- I just got my first massage at Massage Envy last week and wow, it was amazing!! – Susie P., Judy's Book
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 25, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Valid in Virginia Beach only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. By appointment only. Not valid for Signature Services. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.