A slimmed physique often makes one feel more comfortable fitting into clothes and hitchhiking with clowns. Casually slip into a clown car with today’s Groupon: for $139, you get a physician-supervised weight-loss program at Medi-Weightloss Clinics (a $488 value). The program includes the following:
- Initial consultation and one-month’s supply of supplements (a $268 total value)
- One follow-up visit (a $70 value)
- B1, B6, and B12 injections (a $150 value)
The friendly physicians at Medi-Weightloss Clinics shepherd visitors on the path to sleeker physiques and healthier lifestyles through weight-loss programs. The team of bulge-battlers customizes each program to the client’s specific condition based on medical history, allowing for a direct plan of attack to boost metabolism, shed unwanted weight, and thwart the advances of bacon-encrusted bacon. An initial consultation calibrates the weight-loss regimen by administering a physical exam that checks the participant’s vitals and includes an EKG test. The physician then prescribes a month’s worth of supplements and 10 energizing B1-B6 injections designed to speed-up sluggish metabolisms and lengthy montages of running through Philadelphia.
A follow-up visit keeps clients on track as they continue to learn the benefits of exercise, nutrition, and leading a healthful life. Today’s deal includes three B12 injections: one is administered at the initial visit, another midway through the first week, and a third at the follow-up visit.
11703 Huebner Rd.
San Antonio, Texas 78230