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What You'll Get
A slimmed physique often makes one feel more comfortable fitting into clothes and hitchhiking with clowns. Casually slip into a clown car with today’s Groupon: for $139, you get a physician-supervised weight-loss program at Medi-Weightloss Clinics (a $488 value). The program includes the following:
- Initial consultation and one-month’s supply of supplements (a $268 total value)
- One follow-up visit (a $70 value)
- B1, B6, and B12 injections (a $150 value)
The friendly physicians at Medi-Weightloss Clinics shepherd visitors on the path to sleeker physiques and healthier lifestyles through weight-loss programs. The team of bulge-battlers customizes each program to the client’s specific condition based on medical history, allowing for a direct plan of attack to boost metabolism, shed unwanted weight, and thwart the advances of bacon-encrusted bacon. An initial consultation calibrates the weight-loss regimen by administering a physical exam that checks the participant’s vitals and includes an EKG test. The physician then prescribes a month’s worth of supplements and 10 energizing B1-B6 injections designed to speed-up sluggish metabolisms and lengthy montages of running through Philadelphia.
A follow-up visit keeps clients on track as they continue to learn the benefits of exercise, nutrition, and leading a healthful life. Today’s deal includes three B12 injections: one is administered at the initial visit, another midway through the first week, and a third at the follow-up visit.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid only at listed location. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.