Walking the runway is harder than people think, mostly because of all the landing airplanes. Dodge metal birds in style with today's Groupon: for $699, you get a full custom suit package at Navin's (a $1,685 value), which includes the following:

• One Navin's two-piece 100% wool suit (a $1,285 value)
• Two Navin's two-ply 100% cotton shirts (a $250 value)
Two Navin's silk ties (a $150 value)

Master bespoke tailor Peter Navin exacts true fabric mastery in every handcrafted shirt, tie, and suit by using precise customer measurements and an extensive selection of fine Italian and English fabrics. For more than four decades Navin has orchestrated thousands of custom outfits without the aid of premade patterns or outsourced labor, and his meticulous measuring techniques ensure that customers feel welcome inside their new body abodes. After a measuring session, customers can peruse more than 350 fabrics for each suit and more than 200 fabrics for each shirt, which Navin will then transform into a sophisticated body barrier that helps to exude confidence and fits comfortably. With two 100% cotton shirts and two silk ties, wearers can take advantage of a multitude of outfit combinations, which they may use to coordinate with the outfit of a date or with the hues of a shoulder-riding pet chameleon.