Cleaning your house can be an excellent way to impress a date, while cleaning a vacationing neighbor's house can be an excellent way to hide the fact that you've been living there. Cover your tracks with today's Groupon: for $49, you get three hours of house cleaning from Neat Freaks Cleaning (a $97.50 value). Neat Freaks will travel within a 30-mile radius of the 14086 zip code, with a $0.50 charge per additional mile.
Using a 42-point checklist of tidying tasks, the Neat Freaks Cleaning team sweeps, vacuums, scrubs, and buffs homes to grades of clean typically achieved only by exceptionally hygienic angels. Toting a cornucopia of mops, buckets, and cleaning products, each clutter buster readies floors for precocious feet and the five-second rule. Sponges slay dirt and grime goblins lurking on countertops, and dusters tickle hard-to-reach places into submitting, helplessly, to cleanliness. After a thorough wipe-down, mirrors gleam, bathtubs glow, and portraits' eyes follow houseguests once again.
A licensed, bonded, and insured operation, Neat Freaks also provides a 24-hour guarantee: if notified within one day of service, the company will re-clean any item that doesn't meet a customer's spick-and-span lick test.
Although there aren’t many online reviews of Neat Freaks Cleaning, past clients rave about the company in online testimonials: