What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most second-graders. Learn to understand back-based bliss with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a one-hour deep tissue massage at neurOasis (a $90 value) in Chinatown. The experienced, dedicated staff at neurOasis abrogate pain and stress with Swedish-massage techniques. During each one-hour massage, massage technicians expurgate tension and negate soreness with flowing strokes, kneading, and muscle manipulation. In addition to stress relief, the treatment fosters pristinely straight posture, flexibility, and relief from a range of ailments, such as susceptibility to headaches, golfer's elbow, and chess player's brain.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 27, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only, subject to availability. 24-hour cancellation notice required. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.