Paranoia Haunted House

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Customer Reviews

12 Ratings

Not that scary which was good. Fun scary. Good starter haunted house.
Babette F. · October 26, 2011

What You'll Get


Earthbound spirits still care about the planet, which is why haunted houses feature lights that suddenly go out and showers that shut off after three minutes. Feel the phantom power with today's Groupon: for $10, you get one ticket to Paranoia Haunted House in Roswell (a $22 value). This Groupon is valid on the following days:

  • Friday, September 30
  • Saturday, October 1
  • Thursday, October 6
  • Friday, October 7
  • Saturday, October 8
  • Thursday, October 13
  • Friday, October 14
  • Saturday, October 15

Paranoia Haunted House's sinister staff cautiously opens creaking doors to allow guests to meander through the labyrinthine interior of the otherworldly abode. Doff caps at pumpkin-headed metallic sentinels before crossing the supernatural threshold that leads to sights more spine-tingling than a chiropractic exam performed by a kindergartener. Murderous monsters wielding blood-dripped chainsaws, and machetes chase unwelcome visitors from room to dreary, fog-drenched room. The laughter of a maniacal clown will cause arm hair to leap from its roots, and a strobe-lit corridor will churn brain cells into foolish blobs incapable of comprehending fear or Jeff Foxworthy jokes. The box office opens at 7 p.m. every evening, with spooky expeditions continuing until 11 p.m. on Thursday and the stroke of midnight on Friday and Saturday.

The Fine Print


Promotional value expires Oct 15, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Must sign waiver. Valid only on 9/30/11, 10/1/11, 10/6/11, 10/7/11, 10/8/11, 10/13/11, 10/14/11, 10/15/11. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Paranoia Haunted House


By purchasing this deal you'll unlock points which can be spent on discounts and rewards. Every 5,000 points can be redeemed for $5 Off your next purchase.