Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a dental exam, teeth cleaning, and x-rays at Pell City Dental Center, located down the street from the Pell City courthouse in Pell City (a $292 value).

Pell City Dental's sunny staffers cheer up dour chompers with a wide range of preventative, cosmetic, implant, and orthodontic services. The experienced dentists and hygienists intimidate tartar, plaque, and other tooth troubles during a comprehensive cleaning, filling mouths with immaculate incisors and beaming bicuspids. A comprehensive exam and x-rays identify molar maladies, giving teeth the preventative care that, like routine car inspections or speed dating, can be critical for revealing potential damage before it becomes too costly.

Jittery jaws unwind before and during procedures thanks to Pell City Dental's spa-like ambience. Track the dancing flames of flickering candles and mellow out to the strains of soft music that sound through every room.