Novelty shirts airbrushed with bikini-clad bodies provide the convincing, if temporary, illusion of fitness. Find a more permanent fitness solution with today's Groupon. For $30, you get five 55-minute mat or ball classes at Pendleton Pilates, which has four convenient locations, including one in downtown. Pendleton is open seven days a week and offers a mat or ball class several times a day. Check the schedule and reserve a spot online.

Pendleton’s mixed-level classes involve Pilates fundamentals and floor exercises that employ mats or more-challenging balls to develop stability—and not challenging in the sense that they are full of helium and spider-crabs. Though some of the movements may be challenging, owner Stacy Sims and her experienced instructors will be there to help you perform to the best of your ability. Having used Pilates herself to transform from an unhealthy person into Pendleton's top trainer, Sims knows how to whip you into shape while maintaining a high level of motivation.

Pilates can re-establish the harmony that once existed between your mind and body before their bitter quarrel over whose turn it was to wash the dishes. You can buy up to two Groupons as gifts, so bring friends along to Pendleton Pilates and learn how to spell your favorite three-letter words with your bodies.

Reviews

One Yelper and a lone Insider Pager give Pendleton Pilates a perfect five stars, saying:

• Pendleton is the best and provides a challenging and intelligent workout…The instructors are great with an array of personalities and body types so you are sure to find one who you feel comfortable with. Diverse clientele make it a great place to meet people and network plus the owner keeps it affordable. – Sarah A., Yelp
• The prices are quite reasonable and the hours are great…It's a lot of fun! – Anna D., Insider Pages