An excess of cellulite can harm self-confidence, much like romantic rejection or falling for your own Ponzi scheme. Nourish your self-image with today’s Groupon: for $599, you get eight SmoothShapes cellulite treatments at Plastic Surgery Affiliates (up to a $1,600 value). Patients have a choice of one of the following treatments areas:
- Front of upper thighs
- Back of upper thighs
- Lower back
- Back of arms
The aesthetic technicians at Plastic Surgery Affiliates, under the leadership of plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Hueneke, help patients tame the bumps and lumps of unwanted cellulite with 30-minute noninvasive SmoothShapes laser treatments. Patients lie back as the practitioner traces over bulky zones and permanent tutus with a high-tech hand piece. Emitting a combination of laser energy and LED light, the device agitates fat cells and unlocks cell membranes’ baby gates so that fat molecules can escape into the lymphatic system. SmoothShapes sessions can be helpful in zapping the stubborn cellulite that diet and exercise don’t seem to reach, and the treatments require neither downtime nor recovery. For many, skin is left tighter and smoother than a Kenny G album covered in butter.